UMASS-DARTMOUTH

Home of the Corsairs! UMD is a beautiful campus of oddly shaped concrete buildings with an environment that just screams out... hmm, whats the word? Ah, yes, SATAN! 6 6 6 Baby! The guy who designed the school worshiped The Devil.  No Biggie.  So if u look around the campus, you will notice all the stairs are in sets of 6's, and that the long benches form 3 big 6's when you look at them from a distance.  Also the buildings are designed for the future so flying cars can land and park on the roofs of the buidings.  Hey, if cars could actually fly right now, this would solve our parking problem we are having!!

I think the school looks the best when it rains out.  (Note:  it rains a lot more at UMD than it does in the rest of the world)  The wet concrete just gives you that warm feeling... But, hey, atleast we have the Dart Van for those Rainy days. (Note:  The Dart is only available to transport drunk people around campus at night.)  Oh yeah, and also for those who feel it is "unsafe" to walk back to the dorms at night. You gotta look out for those Rapists on campus (the police have investigated, and it turns out, the rapes were faKe! GO UMD)

But Anyways, below are some pictures of the people I lived with in the dorms during my Freshman and Sophmore years.  I lived in RED, which was the 'Wellness' dorm all freshman year, and then I moved to YELLOW for the 1st semester of my sophmore year.  However, there were problems, so I moved out and back to RED again.

                                           Alright, so that Whole Elmo thing I                                                   guess needs an Explanation.  Alright,                                             so on the 1st day of School                    Freshman Year, when we were moving in, Vanessa, Amanda and Kathy kept seeing me.  And since they didn't know my name, they just called my Elmo because of the Shirt I was wearing.  Its a Wicked Cool Shirt, with a Big E on the front, and a picture of Elmo on the back.... no really, it is Cool!  ANyways, so the name kinda stuck, and it has evolved into Elms over time.  NOW, probably Half the Campus Knows Me as Elms!!!
Welcome To
RED: House 1
The Home Of
Wellness
Liz, Alana, Gary, Marc, Liam, and Meghan
Pictured are a Few of the Fine Members of Red:

YELLOW
-House 2-

Kate, Tara, & Amy
And here is Rich.  He is the only kid who lived in Wellness who actually really doesn't drink.  For that, he deserves to get his picture up!
Katie and Jeff
Skippy, Katie, & Kate
Pixie
Katie & Me
Ice Skating
The Flood
Spring Ball
Biology Paper
Freshman Memories
Ice Skating
The Flood
Spring Ball
Biology Paper
Freshman Memories