"It takes 30 seconds to make DP Dough, 7 minutes to cook it at 475 degrees, so why does it take an hour and a half to deliver?!"
Yoda says:
"You want to hear the creation story? Well I'll tell ya! On the first day God created beer. On the second day God created DP Dough. And on the third day he rested. BAM! How do you like me now??!"
Benn says:
"I have a serious problem William. I am fucked up out of my mind and I can't figure out how to use my can opener. These raviolis are screaming 'Eat our luscious entities Benjamin!"
Skippy says:
6:00 pm : I'm getting obliverated tonight!
8:00 pm : I'm gettin obriverated tonight!
10:00 pm : I'm getting brobriberated tonight!
2:00 am : Bi'm so broberiverated!
Alana says:
"You can put beer in my food, but Please, Don't put food in my beer!"
Kate says:
"No eyes this weekend, I don't want to have eyes!!"
Katie says
"Somone is going to be either arrested or pregnant by the end of this game"
Mike says:
"I've decided to drink during the week and take off the weekends. See, I have goals!"