A week full of grundles, flowing amrita, yoni's being touched by magic wonds of light, people hangin from emily's jock, and drunk dancing. saw ashley's twin, zoo animals and white trash, theo from road rules, and even stalked keri from the real world (we have the proof). bourbon street. amy and her drunk mom were covered in beads and booze. jeff grew an afro, while kevin duffy grew annoying, and i grew a hard-on while watchin chaz and care. chicken opportunities, drive-thru daiquiris, and hurricane's that knocked you on ur ass. big al's band rocked. cute girls of tulane. JAP's ruled the land. kevin ryan = pornstar. mints on our pillows in our new room. stealin our beer back. naked cards. snack time. nap time. my sleeping shorts. pep-pills. sarina is 'other,' while deb is still dirty. 50 cent pitchers. soul train. Thanks to Em, Sarina, Ashley, & Suzanne and everyone else!!
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Spring BreaK:
Drive-Thru Daiquiris
Drunk on Bourbon By Noon
Here is Jeff video-taping us driving up to the actually Drive-Thru Window! See, you can see the menu in the background
Ashley gettin our drinks. The lady didn't even ask for any of our ID's! Whats the point in finally being 21?!
Its not officially an open container until the straw is in it...oh Damnit, I brokeD the Law!
ANd here it is! WOW, Look at theM! They are such a cute couple! Thats Amy's mom with Afro Jeff! Yes people, that is Jeff's Real Hair! ANd Yes people, Those are AMy's Mom's Real Breasts....how do u think she got all those beads.... :)
Amy & Her Mom
I must say, Amy's mom was pretty cooL to hang out with. She called Amy a "sick bitch," partied like she was 20, yelled at amy to keep her eyes open, stole like a pro, and even made it back to her boat on time
In Amy's hand is her pet turtle that she stole from a vendor in the Market! She treated that little wooden thing like it was a real living creature! Pulled it out of her pocket to check on it every other minute! OH, and she is standing infront of The Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville Cafe Car. It was really CooL!
Drunk Dancing on Bourbon
Emily & Ashley up on the platform where everyone in the place can see them dance. They are so seXy! OH and that girl there, she is paying me for a Lap Dance...
I think Ashley is humping Emily. Hmmmm, NICE!! Love the Face Ashley.
They are so cute. Best dancers up there... besides the crack whore of course...
Ashley & Sarina Grinding with a couple of cool guys! They wanted their shit so Bad! But then Ashley's dancing scared them away :( I think she's got Nasty Dance Moves! She learned them from Me!!
Random picture of the place we were at. Right after this, a big fight broke out near us! This girl was tryin to get in my pants, and her boyfriend didn't like that. So he came over, but then one of my boyz stood up for me, and well yeah, big fight. They all went to jail. Good Times, Good Times
Ashley grabbing Sarina's boobs. Very Nice Lady. I have another story about what Sarina and Emily like to do in the shower...but we won't get into that.... :)
LooK! There's Big Al's Band playin at the Funky Pirate!! SCORE! So Good. Big Al personally asked me to rock the crowd, and u know what, I did! No one else really rocKed with me, but that fine. I just hearted gettin an shout out presonally to ME from the MAN HImself! I even tipped the band. "TIP THE BAND, TIP THE BAND" That was Big Al's best song of the night!!!
Big Al ------>
<---- Em & Ash dancing. They are Big Al groupies
The One, The Only,
KEVIN DUFFY
Ashley isn't in love with him, but she is in love with his cool sweater! He knitted it himself! We saw the same one tho on an old lady...altho her's had a hood with it... ANd Ashley, I love thE way u bust a move!
Duffy leans in for the Kiss, AND....Ohhhhh REJECTED!!! Awwww, Sarina, COme ON now!! He's fuckin Awesome. Just put out a littLe bit for him!
WOw, they really do looK alike tho! It's aMazing! I heart bothof them!
How's Your Twin, GUY?
Oh Kevin Ryan...
"Hello Friends!!!!" -when he lifted his head from being passed out kinda
A kiss from Em. I couldn't think of Anything better....
Well maybe a Kiss from Both Emily and Sarina! Yeah, thats Better. HOw Does Kevin Ryan get all the Chicks?! OH wait, HE's a PORN STAR! I forgot...
UpClose & PersonaL
Wow, love the faces. Ashley, u look like a squirrel. hahaha, its so cutE tho!! Emily, Love the Gwen Face.
They are so much in Love. Its so cute. Rubbin each others grundles....awww soo GOOD!
Soul Train
And there they are. The stars of the Night. THey had so many good moves. GO SOUL TRAIN, GO !!
ANd More....
This is what we did when we weren't drinking.... aint she cute?
Hey, wanna keep ur eyes open for me when I take a picture???
Here is how we left Bourbon Street at 7am. yeah we were fuckin slobs that night. Look at aLL that Trash! No, NOT Ashley!! The trash on the streeT!! hahahah, im so Funny
This group picture was brought to you by the creapy man sittin at the bar infront of us.... He did a heck of a job!
And Finally, Here is a Good Picture of Amy's Mom and JJudd.
And Here is how we started the night on Bourbon Street...
