There's Kate doing a successful Kegstand. She is such an ALL-STAR!!
And here's Skippy doing a little Kegstanding of her own.
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Come on everybody, and Ride It! Come On Everybody, Its the CHU-CHU!! Yes that is me riding Amy. I dont consider it cheating on my wifey...I just think of it as gaining quality experience with other women.....
Yeah and WHAT DOES JEFF THINK HE's DOING with my WIFEY?!!! This is OUT of cONTROL! Im not Jealous! I dont Care! Did YOU see the Picture of ME and AMY?!!! Thats right, Im gettin some of my Own! Go ahead and make your Little Porno Movie! Hey, I've already discovered China, its time to move on to other continents.....
Kegstand Anyone?
Too Drunk to Walk
It's alright Marc. I mean, a lot of People FALL GOING UP THE STAIRS!!! I mean, its a Normal Thing.... Marc you should be Proud because you are
"TOO DRUNK TO WALK!"
Here's Leah who feLL walking down the Hallway. She says she tripped over that thing she has in her hand, but no I was There, AND she Just Tripped over her Own Feet! You know what you are Leah, You Are "TOO DRUNK TO WALK!"
ANGLE #1
Down for the Count! She blames the SLippery Floor that is covered with cake. But I blame it on her being "TOO DRUNK TO WALK!!!"
ANGLE #2
As you can see, Kellie is Clearly WAy "TOO DRUNK TO WALK" HERE! I mean, who sits on a floor covered with cake and frosting long enough to take so many pictures? Obviously, SHe is Extremely Intoxicated!!
Oh God, I dont even have to Say it for this Picture. I mean, Look at AMY! She is so Gone. I'm glad you Heart Kate's Bed Amy, but You're gonna Have to move soon. oh But Wait, she is "TOO DRUNK TO WALK!!!!!!!"
Crowd Surfing
Who Else can Say That They Have CROWD SURFED IN THE DELL?!! I Think Only Marc Can Claim that Title!! You are One Crazy Kid
While You Were Sleepin
Hey if No oNe wants to come and Hang out with Yoda and Me at 5:00 in the morning, thats fine. But you're Gonna Pay for it when you wake up in the morning my friend. I think Marc and Mike learned their lesson...
Here Comes Trouble...
Awww, Look at the two Lovebirds. Or should I say Jailbirds?! Mike and his Girlfriend Look so Nice and Innocent. What you dont know is that they are ruthless Criminals! Well aT Least this is what the UMD Cops thought on this night....
Now Here's the Type of Trouble that I like to see Coming My Way!! I Very Nice Kellie, I heart You! And Jamie, I can see you a Little too back there. BUt Good Call Devin, Don't let your Girlfriend be a Trouble maker like the 2 others! Flashin us Guys is nice, But then we Always Want More!
Kellie is still causing trouble over there, but NOW BENN is Flashin us TOO?! NO Benn, thats the type of trouble that we DONT LIKE. Altho, you got really nice nipples too....
Amy Amy Amy, you are Always the Trouble Maker. Please STOP WHIPPHING KELLY!!
And here is the ULTIMATE TROUBLE MAKER RIGHT HERE! Look at HIM! ALL That Cake throwing around was HIS FAULT! BEWARE, iF you are ever at the DELL, Be Afraid of his Next Move, because YOU migt Get caught in His Cross-Fire!
Group Shots
Another Typical night where Kate ends up licking Devin's Nipples...
YOda Yoda Yoda. WE have to keep tellin you this, KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! No more runnin around Naked. No one wants to see it, even the DP DOUGH GUY doesn't want to see it!!
Geoff with all his Bitches!
Jared, Leah, Dougan, and even Amy's in the Picture...kinda....
Bruce Lee looks like he wants to Fight someone! Everyone better watch out!
Look at ALL those GIRLS! YUMMY
GET OFF THE COUCH, You guys are gonna RUIN IT!
Here is a group of the weirdest people I know here at UMD.....
its time to make the BROWNIES! Those were so Good that Night Dude! Mighty Good Cookin over at The House!
College Pictures
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Oh my GOD what are they Doing to Benn?!
This picture was taken right before us Guys Kicked the Girls asses in FlipCups!! THATS RIGHT WE WON! I dont care what you say....its the truth...honestly....
Will the Real Mike D please take his hat off?! Oh okay, there you are....
What is wrong with you Guys?!
Doubles
Packy & Leah
Kenny & Alana
Leo & Kate (and Leo's hair)
Alana & Pam
Alana & Kellie
Mike & Leah
Marc & Alana
Dumb & Dumber
Alana & Katie
The night that ALANA FINALLY PUKED! Aww, it was her 1st time...so cute!
Marc vs Katie. Hmm tough call on who won.
Best part of the picture is the random kid pointing to what the Fuck was goin on!
Halloween
Alana, Lisa, Colleen, Amy, and Static Cling,
Thank You guys For Dressing up on this night!!
Halloween party at my house. Didn't my suitemates decorate the house nice?!
Doesn't Dan make the Cutest Little Bunny Rabbit?! hahahha. Nice Ears Bud
Sometimes Amy gets carried away and handcuffs herself to random guy's fake units...
Hey Toadstool from Mario Brothers, where are Luigi, Mario and the Princess?! haha. Too bad everyone else didn't DO IT!! Well actually, Colleen can be the Princess. :) Oh and Lisa sorry about ur doggie and the whole thrusting of him....he'll be fine
THATS ONE SEXY GIRL! Thank you Angels for Finding HIM! GOOD JOB!!